Thursday, December 21, 2017

Clownvis Presley - "Don't Be a Bitch (Or You Won't Get Stuff for Christmas)"

Photo by Brian Looby
Somehow I've missed the phenomenon known as Clownvis Presley until now, and then I fell into a giant multi-day rabbit hole. The America's Got Talent competitor has released a new Christmas song that's sure to be a classic along the lines of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and "Silent Night." Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," "Don't Be a Bitch (Or You Won't Get Stuff for Christmas)" warns us all of the dangers of being a bitch and not getting anything for Christmas. After listening to the song, you won't be able to celebrate Christmas without the lyrics "He sees you when you're sleeping / He knows when you're awake / He knows if you have been a bitch so / Don't be a bitch" sung by a clown Elvis playing in and endless loop in your head.

You can watch the video for "Don't Be a Bitch (Or You Won't Get Stuff for Christmas)" below. And seriously, watch it. For more on Clownvis Presley, check out his website.

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