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The latest Christmas single from Clownvis certainly isn't any "Don't Be a Bitch (Or You Won't Get Stuff for Christmas)," but really what is? "Shoppin for Christmas" sees Clownvis move away from his typical Elvis Presley sound and adopting an almost dance/ballad/tropicalia sound. The song is an ode to all the different places and how much fun Christmas shopping can be because of mass consumerism. Ok, so it's probably not quite an ode to shopping, but it's a completely ridiculous novelty holiday song, and sometimes we just need that. Also, Clownvis has this odd ability to bring you in with how dumb and silly a song is and then keep you with how surprisingly clever the humor is. You can listen to "Shoppin for Christmas" below. The song is available as a free download on Bandcamp . For more on Clownvis, check out the artist's website . Shoppin for Christmas by Clownvis

Photo by Brian Looby Somehow I've missed the phenomenon known as Clownvis Presley until now, and then I fell into a giant multi-day rabbit hole. The America's Got Talent competitor has released a new Christmas song that's sure to be a classic along the lines of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and "Silent Night." Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," "Don't Be a Bitch (Or You Won't Get Stuff for Christmas)" warns us all of the dangers of being a bitch and not getting anything for Christmas. After listening to the song, you won't be able to celebrate Christmas without the lyrics "He sees you when you're sleeping / He knows when you're awake / He knows if you have been a bitch so / Don't be a bitch" sung by a clown Elvis playing in and endless loop in your head. You can watch the video for  "Don't Be a Bitch (Or You Won't Get Stuff for Christmas)" below. And se...