Here's something I never thought I'd see: A Christmas song by Joe Jack Talcum of The Dead Milkmen. Set to the tune of the most familiar of Dead Milkmen songs, it's a little ditty of discovering your name on Santa's naughty list and trying to get off of it. It's no "Last Christmas," but it's almost a Dead Milkmen Christmas song, and hey, it's free.
You can download "Santa Take Me Off That List" here. While you're at it, check out Joe Jack Talcum's website to see what shenanigans he gets up to on his own, and The Dead Milkmen's website for group hijinks.